Epickirbwolf

Epickirbwolf is one of the old members of Kirby Gang. Joined on the day of its creation and becoming a member in Alchares's server at first, he quickly joined the server and was relatively active. However, on the 18th of July 2020, he left the server and rejoined in the 19th of November 2020.



Epic's Lore Deconstructions:
Epickirbwolf has created a lot of lore, many memes, but some with actual effort put into them. (Lore is shown in chronological order. To avoid cluttering this page, any non-kirby gang pieces of lore will not be shown. Any grammatical or spelling errors will also be preserved.)

Koorb's lore deconstruction (13th of June 2020):
"Koorb

Memoir

Koorb was a drug lord in france in the 1960’s. Charged with several accounts of murder, illegal drug usage, kidnapping, bombings, death threats, and regicide, he was put in the guillotine. The executioners failed to find where his head was, or if his body was entirely his head, so they stabbed him several times, not knowing where his vital organs were.

Aftermath

After they were sure he was dead, they sent him to Meta Laboratories, where they used his dead body to discover how kirbs worked, their anatomy, and if their powers are supernatural or not. They found out all of this data, and decided to make a super weapon to destroy their enemies: Poyo Science. The weapon was a failure because of koorbs demolished state with all the drugs he took, all the stab wounds he had, and his birth defects. Meta Laboratories was immediately shut down after their attempt at destroying their opponent’s base, and the leader of the operation was sentenced to death.

Effects Koorbs death meant that the entirety of Popstar now knew kirbs existed, and this head started world war 1, the battle against the monstrous but outnumbered kirbs and the weak but ultimately in a better position civilians of popstar."

Karb lore (17th of August 2020):
"Karb

He screams, for he knows"

Butter = Ness lore (25th of January 2021):
This lore is simply an edited image of Girafarig.

KirbySSM's conspiracy (28th of January 2021):
(hey just so you know, this lore was spread across many different messages, thank you whoever put this all together, you're a hero. - Epic)

(thank you!! --greeb)

"I've been trying to deconstruct the mystery of SSM, but i cant find a solid connection between butter and ssm other than this and his name change from burger to butter. wait, wait, I KNOW, BUTTER WAS SSM THE WHOLE TIME!!! you see, SSM is an enigma. all we know is he likes kirby, knew mia before this server, and is an adult. however, there have been many mysteries surrounding him:


 * his sons original father
 * his "servant" slave
 * how ssm and mia met

BUT his connection with butter seems off.. i feel like theres something deeper! but now i know: the ssm right here in this server.. isn't the real ssm. the real ssm was BUTTER, AND BUTTER WAS BRAINWASHED TO THINK HE WASNT SSM!! see, ssm hates being called smm despite his twitch username, and he also for some reason hates me (i cant see why). but butter, this whole time, was trying to become ssm! because he was really the original ssm, and made his twitch name ssm as a joke!! now ssm doesnt have access to butters email, but somehow the twitch account, which means that he couldnt change the name and that it stayed as smm instead of ssm despite him hating it!!! along with that its why ssm doesnt know alchares, despite being extremely active in his discord server!!!!

ITS ALL COMING TOGETHER, THE BUTTER PLAN IS BUTTERS CORE INSTINCTS TRYING TO MAKE HIM BECOEM THE TRUE SSM AGAIN!!!

And ssms son? clearly butters son

and his servant? butter used to treat him well, but because he was replaced by an ALIEN

SSM (THE CURRENT ONE) HE TREATED HIM LIKE A SLAVE, BECAUSE ALIENS HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO TREAT HUMANS CORRECTLY!!!!!!!!!!

and the alchares thing? that must mean that butter wasnt replaced, rather his account was hacked, and then he was brainwashed after that!

and, also, Butter was in contendos server when i first met him, and guess what? bup is a meme there!!!

YOU KNOW WHO SAYS BUP ALOT? JELLY (jelly seems unrelated, but trust me ill get to him)

first i need to talk about how Mia, Darkdes, and pokecord get involved:

Mia and Darkdes are a metaphor for yin and yangand pokecord is balance between the twoa while after darkdes left, pokecord died, and the server wars startedCLEARLY THE UNIVERSE WAS IMBALANCEDBECAUSE DARKDES LEFTand Ranch Sphere, first we need to talk about ness and butternow ive already covered butter

but ness? oh boy! so ness is nature trying to end us for how weve treated itand since butter was the og ssm, a man fixated on enhancement of technology

(wait did i mention the spaceship stuff yet?)

yeah, butter found a spaceship after trying to mechanize his toilet and thats when he got replaced, anyways thats why ness and butter hate each other.

and then jelly: so jelly is the big, big, BIG dlc!! an expansion pack to the war!! i know he was added pretty late, but season 2 pf the war will include him, after all he is a robot programmed to enhance the experience!! finally, we come to ranch sphere! ranch sphere is the core of this server and all of the history behind it:


 * butters replacement


 * bup


 * kirbyman


 * everything

but ranch sphere hasnt been seen for years, and why? butter was the one who made him!! at first, butter made this server as a chill hang out space for people who like kirby!! thats why his pfp was kirby before he joined the server in his new account!!!!!!! but the ALIEN ssm thought everyone who entered had to be "kirby," and it evolved into this!!!!!!!!!!!!! but un-beknowingly to us, now he has control over everyone!!!!! the kirby gang virus has spread to hundreds, and now, ssm can control all of our actions because HE HAS ALIEN POWERS WAKE UP SHEEPLE"

SHS article (9th of March 2021):
This article was based off an image and lore SSM already made, so take this as an extension of that lore.

"Item #: SHS-9151

Object class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SHS-9151 is to be contained in a moderately large discord server, where it is to be given the role of Admin or higher, and with a somewhat active chatroom. SHS-9151 must be fed 3 inside jokes a month, preferably of high quality. If these conditions aren't met, SHS-9151 will immediately leave the server, and delete it if it has the permission to do so.

Description: SHS-9151 is a small, cell like creature, with distinct visual similarities to Kirby, a video-game character. It can regenerate nearly every body part it has, and can duplicate. Despite its structure and behaviour resembling that of a cell, it is 1'3 tall, reaching an average adult male's knee. SHS-9151 is usually seen roaming in cities at night, with an odd preference to the city of Austin, Texas. It approaches other humans and proceeds to stab them to death, then consume them, whereafter it gains the abilities of that who is consumed. After doing so, it runs on a genocidal spree, and almost cuts the population to half its original size, the reasons as to why it does this are unknown as of yet. During these genocidal sprees, SHS-9151 may eject knives out of itself (SHS-9151-A) that seem to have a mind of their own, as their movement patterns are sporadic, yet calculated. SHS-9151-A cannot be contained, and thus their classification is Keter. SHS-9151-A is seemingly unable to do anything without SHS-9151 being in a 3 mile radius of it.

Test #003: SHS-9151 was placed in a discord server with only bots. SHS-9151 proceeded to duplicate itself into 8192 clones of itself, and continued with the server as usual.

Test #072: Dr. Helix used SHS 9151-A to slice up a salad. The fruit was diced incredibly, but Dr. Helix proceeded to pass out from intoxication afterwards.

Addendum #001: SHS-9151 seems to be able to destroy clones of it at any moment, and transform into humans. Several of the staff summoned SHS-9151-A, causing Containment Breach #4201337 ''-Dr. Dome"''

ATTENTION ALL KIRBY GANG MEMBERS! (11th of April 2021)
"ATTENTION ALL KIRBY GANG MEMBERS! Kirby man is in big trouble, and he needs your help to defeat Koorb himself. To do this, hes gonna need admin, and a bunch of memes. He’ll also need your credit card numbe- actually, scratch that. He’ll need EVERYTHING you own. And i mean everything. Inside jokes to pfps, even your YouTube accounts link. But you have to act fast, so that Kirby Man can absolutely PWN that really weird inside joke."